Groom Approaches Priest with an Unusual Offer during the Wedding Rehearsal

In the old days, weddings were a public symbol of two people uniting forever in the eyes of God and their family and friends.

Today, they're more like an expensive courtesy announcement to family and friends that you and your already committed live-in partner are ready to get serious - whatever that means! 

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the priest with an unusual offer:

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."

He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the priest looked the young man in the eye and said:

"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes, I do" then leaned toward the priest and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."

The priest put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered:

"She made me a better offer."

Well, that escalated quickly! If you enjoyed this funny story, remember to share it with your friends. 

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