Married Man Goes to the Supermarket and Notices an Attractive Woman Waving at Him
We all have embarrassing stories to share, but none more so than when our children tell their teachers something dodgy about us and are forced to see the person as parent-teacher night.
In the following story, the parent can't blame the child for his embarrassing situation, he brought it all on himself with his loose lips.
A guy goes into the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from, so he eventually says,
"Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
"No, I’m your son’s teacher."
Well, that escalated quickly. But a different hair-raising scenario was when Christopher Freeman stormed a middle school with an AK-47 after his son reported abuse.
Freeman received a FaceTime call from his son at "Bear Lakes Middle School" where the middle schooler cried on the phone and reported that his teacher had "slammed" him.
The wheelchair-bound Florida dad arrived at the school within the hour and asked to see his son and the teacher that allegedly abused him.
The school's district police activated a code red lockdown after spotting the gun and removed Freeman from the school's property.
Police arrested him for possessing a loaded gun and making death threats on the school's premises.