St Peter Asks a Teacher, a Garbage Collector, and a Lawyer One Question to Let Them Into Heaven
The rules for getting into Heaven are pretty simple. Top of the list is not committing murder and then not to lie, cheat, or steal, commit adultery or covet your neighbor's wife.
But sometimes the odds are just stacked against you from the very beginning, as was the case with the lawyer in the following story.
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
First, St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked:
St. Peter let him through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't REALLY need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder.
St. Peter then turned to the lawyer and said:
Does St. Peter seem a little anti-lawyer to you? That poor guy doesn't stand a chance! Remember to share it with your friends if it made you laugh.