April 29, 2019
Sometimes out of envy or just overall negativity, people will do everything in their hands to spoil the fun for others, but this woman was not going to have it and came up with a hilarious response.
This joke, which came to us via Bored Daddy, serves as one of the best examples out there that “she who laughs last, laughs better.” She let this hairdresser say all she wanted about her upcoming vacation only to crush her later.
A woman who was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband mentioned the trip to the hairdresser.
“Rome? Why would anyone want to go there?” asked the hairdresser. “It’s crowded and dirty. You’re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?” the hairdresser continued.
“We’re taking Continental. We got a great rate!” replied the client. “Continental?” exclaimed the hairdresser. “That’s a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they’re always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?”
“We’ll be at this exclusive little place over on the Tiber River called Teste.” “Don’t go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it’s really a dump,” said the hairdresser.
“We’re going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope,” the client said with illusion.
“That’s rich,” laughed the hairdresser. “You and a million other people trying to see him. He’ll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You’re going to need it,” added the bitter stylist.
A month later, the woman came in for another hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.
“It was wonderful. Not only were we on time in one of Continental’s brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class,” explained the woman.
“The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot,” she added.
“And the hotel was great! They’d just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it’s a jewel, one of the finest hotels in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner’s suite at no extra charge!” she celebrated.
“Well,” muttered the hairdresser, “that’s all well and good, but I know you didn’t get to see the Pope.”
“Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I’d be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.
Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.”
“Oh, really! What’d he say?” He asked me, “Who screwed up your hair?”
Although the story ends here, we are sure that the hairdresser was left speechless following such an unexpected comeback from the woman whose vacation she tried to ruin.
In a similar story, a stewardess that was annoyed by the arrogant behavior of a lawyer on board in a flight also had a great response for the unpleasant treatment the man had for her.