Couple Who Are Afraid There's No Afterlife Make a Deal

Do you believe in an afterlife? Billions around the world believe in one without ever having seen proof that it exists. Getting an email from Heaven would be lovely though every once in a while. 

A couple who grew old together made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other how life after death was. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.
"Heaven" | Source: Pexels

"Heaven" | Source: Pexels

After a long life, Dan was the first to die. Bess mourned him and waited for him to come and visit. True to his word, two months later, as Bess was sleeping, the voice of Dan appeared in her head.

"Bess...Bess..."

"My gosh... Is that you, Dan?"

"Yes, I've come back – just like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! I miss you, Dan. What's it like over there?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have intercourse. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have intercourse again, bathe in the warm sun and then have intercourse a couple more times... then I have lunch...

(keeping healthy, lots of greens).

Golfing green. | Source: Pixabay

Golfing green. | Source: Pixabay

Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have intercourse the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again.

Then it's more intercourse until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."

"Wow, Dan!  Heaven sounds amazing!" Bess says, a little jealous.

To which Dan replies with a huff,

"What heaven?  I've been reincarnated as a rabbit somewhere in Arizona."

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