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Daily Joke: Two Elderly Ladies Were Sitting On a Park Bench during a Flower Show

Razia Meer
Jun 03, 2019
01:35 P.M.
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Smitten by boredom at the local park, an old lady tells her friend that she would strip off for $10 and streak through the flower show. Though the idea was incredible, the outcome was even more ridiculous. 

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Two old ladies, Connie and Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. 

Two old ladies sitting on a bench. | Source: Anton Gorshunov/Pixabay

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The short one, Connie, leaned over and said: “Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!” Holding up a $10 bill, Evelyn said:

“You're on!”

So, Connie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes. She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth. Then, completely naked, she streaked through the front door, whooping and shrieking. 

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Her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.

Finally, a smiling Connie came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.

“What happened?” asked Evelyn in surprise. An amused Connie then announced:

“I won $1,000 as first prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'...”

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Well done, Connie! How much money would you streak through a flower show for? Let us know in the comments, and remember to share this funny story with your friends.

If you liked this joke, then you might like the one about the two old ladies who found a bizarre use of a condom! Keep reading! 

Two old ladies, Helen and Daisy, were sitting on a park bench smoking cigarettes when it started to rain. Amidst the heavy showers, Helen reached into her purse and pulled out a condom. Shocked, Daisy shouted: 

"Helen! What in the world is that thing for?!" 

Two old ladies sitting on a bench. | Source: sgrunden/Pixabay

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She was baffled and couldn't interpret why Helen had brought the latex thing along.

"Well, just watch this!" Helen said before she cut off the other end of the condom and capped it over her cigarette. Daisy couldn't understand why Helen would even do such a thing, that too with her cigarette. Helen looked at her and said: 

"This way, my cigarette never gets soggy, you see!" 

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Daisy was pretty impressed and decided to try it out herself. She walked right down to the store and paraded into the condom aisle.

"Can I help you with something, mam?" the young clerk asked her.

"Well, yes! I'm looking for a pack of condoms," Daisy said.

"They are available in a lot of sizes," the clerk said. "What size do you want?" With a straight face, Daisy replied:

"Oh, give me something big enough to fit a camel!" 

Well, do you think Daisy should've taken Helen along instead of giving the poor salesman the creeps?! Let us know in the comments, and please don't forget to share this funny story with all your friends! 

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