Joke: Three Couples Are Trying to Get Married at the Same Church

Razia Meer
Jun 06, 2019
06:50 A.M.
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Certain religious expectations can be difficult to maintain, and this next story is one such example of what happens when a priest expects his congregants to make some sacrifices before wanting to marry.


Three couples are trying to get married at the same church. There is a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple. The three couples meet with the priest and discuss when they can get married. He says to them:

"If you wish to get married in my church, you must all go one month without having sex. That's my condition and I won't change it."  

Priest standing at the front of the church with his arms up. | Source: Pixabay


A month later, the three couples return to the church and talk to the priest. He then asks the elderly couple, "Have you completed the whole month without sex?"

"Yes we have, it was easy," replies the elderly couple.

"How about you?" he asks the middle-aged couple.

"It was hard, Father, but we didn't have sex for the whole month," they respond.

"And how about you two?" he asks the young couple.

"No, Father, we couldn't do it," responds the boyfriend, tearfully.


"Tell me why," says the priest.

"Well, it was going really well for over three weeks. We had some urges, but we got through them," the boyfriend explained.


"But then on Saturday, my girlfriend had a can of corn in her hand and she accidentally dropped it. She bent over to pick it up and that's when it happened."

The priest sternly tells them, "You're not welcome in my church anymore." To which the boyfriend shakes his head sadly and replies:

"We're not welcome at the supermarket anymore, either." 


Well, that was not the happy ending I was expecting! Did you laugh out loud at this joke? Remember to share it with your friends! 

While many people do not respect the custom of waiting until their wedding night to consummate their marriage, one woman was convinced by her boyfriend to do just that, and was unpleasantly surprised!

An unnamed man who claimed to be just "a little old-fashioned" asked his girlfriend to remain celibate with him until they were married.


Six months after dating, they got engaged, and 6 months after that, the pair finally tied the knot. The woman then discovered her husband had a micropenis on their wedding night while already on honeymoon

The woman was mortified and took to Reddit to seek advice. She felt duped and believes her now-husband purposely deceived her knowing she would have removed herself from the relationship if she was unsatisfied.

Her husband, unbothered by his own shortcomings, discovered that she was sharing his secret online and threatened to divorce her and sue!

While it is nothing to be ashamed of, a micropenis should no doubt come into the conversation before a proposal, don't you think?