Daily Joke: Woman Sees a Crying Man on the Road and Decides to Help Him
Sometimes bad things happen without the slightest provocation and try as you might, you just can't fix it. It's inevitable. The man in the fictitious story below got some unexpected help in a funny way.A man was driving along the highway at a decent speed when he saw a cute rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.
He swerved to avoid hitting the bunny, as any kind-hearted fellow would, but unfortunately, it jumped in front of the car and was hit.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the fluffy creature.
Much to his dismay, the poor little animal was dead.
The driver felt so awful, he just sat down on the side of the road and began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying and pulled over.
The equally well-meaning woman stepped out of her car and asked him what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it. I tried to avoid it but I couldn't."
And he began wailing all over again.
The woman told the man not to worry and that she knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can.
She took the limp rabbit out of the man's hands, and liberally sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.
Miraculously, the rabbit came to life. It jumped up, waved his paw at the two humans and hopped down the road.
Now 50 feet away, the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved and then hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned, and waved again.
It continued hopping, turning and waving every 50 feet until it was out of sight. The man was gobsmacked.
He couldn't figure out what just happened. What on earth could be in the woman's spray can that could bring a dead rabbit back to life?
He ran over to the woman and asked "What is in your spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turned the can around so the man could read the label - it said:
Hair spray - Restores life to dead hair - adds permanent wave.
Trust a clever woman to always have a solution handy! Did this story make you laugh? Remember to share it with your friends!
In a tragedy recently, a car crash took the lives of a US Army Major and two of his children while his wife and infant child were on their way via airplane to their new home.
The 36-year-old military man and three children crashed into a tow truck in Kentucky while his wife, Melissa and his newborn child Gabriel were on a flight headed to Colorado to meet him.
Augustin M. Gonzalez died along with his two children, Noelle, 6, and 2-year-old Gwendolyn. He was pronounced dead at the scene. Nicholas Gonzalez, 8, survived with minor injuries.