Daily Joke: Woman Who Started Her Own Business Is Looking for an Honest Lawyer

An independent woman started her own business, which becomes successful. Quite soon, she understood that she needed an in-house counsel, so she began interviewing young lawyers.

The woman started with one of the first applicants. "As I'm certain you can comprehend, in a business like this, our honesty must be beyond question," she said. "Mr. Peterson, would you say you are an honest lawyer?"

Woman holding tablet computer | Photo: Pexels

Woman holding tablet computer | Photo: Pexels

The job prospect responded, "Honest? Give me a chance to tell you something about honest. I'm very honest because my father lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back each penny the moment I tried my very first case."

"Amazing. What's more, what kind of case was that?" the woman inquired. 

He then admitted, "My father sued me for the cash." 

Business woman at her office | Photo: Pexels

Business woman at her office | Photo: Pexels

If that makes you laugh hysterically, here's a joke about the two little young men discussing their dads. 

One day, two boys were overheard chatting at the zoo.

The first boy asked, "My name is Bobby. What's yours?"

"Danny," answered the second. 

"My Daddy's an accountant," Bobby said proudly. He then asked, "What does your Daddy accomplish professionally?" 

To which Danny replied, "My Daddy is a lawyer."

"Honest?" Bobby asked.

"No, simply the standard kind," answered Danny. 

Here's a bonus joke, this time about a penny-pincher who requested to be alone with his lawyer, doctor, and priest.

The city miser was on his death bed. As his last request, he asked to be alone with his lawyer, doctor, and priest.

"I know I am going to die," he said. "And I might want to take my cash with me, so I am going to give every one of you $150,000, and I want you to each ensure the money gets in the coffin."

A couple of days after the burial service, the priest decided to confide to the lawyer and the doctor that he just put $100,000 back.

Old man in bed | Photo: Freepik

Old man in bed | Photo: Freepik

"I'm happy you brought it up," the doctor said. "Since I have likewise been feeling regretful, I just put $80,000 back."

The lawyer chimed in, "You two ought to be embarrassed about yourselves. Taking cash that way, am I the only honest person here? Here look at this," he said, pulling out his checkbook, "look I wrote out a check for the full $150,000!"

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.

Sources: Aha Jokes, Great Clean Jokes, Funny Jokes

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