Daily Joke: A Drunk Man Goes to the Bar's Toilet and His Friend Hears Him Screaming

When two drunk men enter a bar, only one has some sense remaining. We all know what happens when alcohol gets to you, but everyone is different. 

Too many drinks can lead to some hilarious nights, but sometimes, our night takes a more disgusting turn due to the effects of spirits. 

Some people are more prone to the consequences of drinking, as in the case of this night when two men entered a bar. This joke of the day will have you in cahoots. 

Two drunk friends are at a bar together | Photo: Shutterstock

Two drunk friends are at a bar together | Photo: Shutterstock

Two friends drank a few bottles of beer and in time, one of them had to use the bathroom. The other man stayed back and had a chat with the bartender. 

Not long after, some loud screams were heard coming from the bathroom. The drunk man at the bar told the bartender that he recognized his partner's voice screaming.

Promptly, he left his barstool and went over to the toilets to see what the problem was. Inside, he found his friend in a frenzy.

One man in a bar is wondering what's going on behind him | Photo: Shutterstock

One man in a bar is wondering what's going on behind him | Photo: Shutterstock

The friend inside explains that every time he flushes the toilet something comes up out of it and squeezes his package. His eyes are wide with worry. 

In no time, his friend shakes his head before saying, "You bonehead, you're sitting down on the mop bucket!" Talk about losing brain cells due to alcohol.

Another reason people might get a bit confused is due to old age over time which sometimes brings mental diseases and memory loss.

A public toilet | Photo: Shutterstock

A public toilet | Photo: Shutterstock

In another instance, three older men were arguing about the worst age one could be as they waited in the hospital to get their routine check-ups. 

The first man was 60 and declared: "Sixty is the worst age to be. You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.”

However, the 70-year-old had him beat. "Ah, that's nothing," he said. "When you’re seventy, you don’t have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing’ comes out! It's the worst.”

Two senior men talking. | Source. Isa KARAKUS/Pixabay

Two senior men talking. | Source. Isa KARAKUS/Pixabay

Then there was the 80-year-old, who claimed that his was the worst age of all. "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year-old. The man responded that he didn't, and pees at 6:00 am each day. 

“So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?” the 70-year-old wanted to know. The man replied: “No, Sir, I have one every morning at 6:30, like clockwork."

Old man thinking. | Source: Thomas Grau/Pixabay

Old man thinking. | Source: Thomas Grau/Pixabay

The 60-year-old, now exasperated, was stumped. “You pee every morning at 6:00 and go regularly every morning at 6:30. So what’s so bad about being 80?” 

The 80-year-old answered: 

“I don’t wake up until 7:00.” 

Well, that's certainly a serious problem. Share this story with friends to give them a reminder that old age comes with certain issues. 

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