Three Men Are Arguing Which Age Is the Worst

Not everyone ages as gracefully as Queen Elizabeth or Sophia Loren. Judging by the men in the hopefully fictitious story below, there are certain things that come with age that are not as welcome as wisdom.

Three senior men start a conversation at the hospital. None of them were ill, they were just in for routine check-ups.

“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old man. “You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.”

“Ah, that’s nothing,” said the 70-year-old. “When you’re seventy, you don’t have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing’ comes out! It's the worst.”

Two senior men talking. | Source. Isa KARAKUS/Pixabay

Two senior men talking. | Source. Isa KARAKUS/Pixabay

“Actually,” said the 80-year -old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”

“Do you have trouble peeing, too?” asked the 60-year old.

“No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.”

“So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?” asked the 70-year-old.

“No, Sir, I have one every morning at 6:30, like clockwork.”

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, “You pee every morning at 6:00 and go regularly every morning at 6:30. So what’s so bad about being 80?” 

Old man thinking. | Source: Thomas Grau/Pixabay

Old man thinking. | Source: Thomas Grau/Pixabay

“I don’t wake up until 7:00.” 

Well, that's clearly a problem! Share this funny story with your friends to remind them about what to expect with old age! 

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