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Daily Joke: Dad Sips a 'Cup of Tea' from His Toddler Daughter's Tea Set

Rebelander Basilan
Aug 18, 2019
07:00 A.M.

Here's a joke about a father who sips a "cup of tea" from his daughter's tea set that will get you giggling.

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For her second birthday, the little girl was given a tea set, which quickly wound up one of her most loved toys. At some point, her mother left for half a month to care for her sick auntie.

Tea set on the table | Photo: Pexels

Tea set on the table | Photo: Pexels

During those times, the toddler loved to take her dad a little cup of tea, that's just water, while he was watching the news on television.

He sipped each "cup of tea" he was brought and bestowed generous praise on the taste, leaving the little girl enormously pleased.

Toddler smiling | Photo: Pexels

Toddler smiling | Photo: Pexels

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Eventually, the mother returned home, and the father couldn't wait to show her how their daughter had been taking care of him.

On cue, the girl took him his "cup of tea," and he sipped it before praising it to the heavens. The mother watched him drink it and stated:

"Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"

Man sitting while holding cup | Photo: Pexels

Man sitting while holding cup | Photo: Pexels

If that cracked you up, here's a joke about the things a mother taught her child. My mom taught me LOGIC... "If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."

My mom taught me MEDICINE... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My mom taught me TO THINK AHEAD... "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"

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Mother and daughter lying on the lawn | Photo: Pexels

Mother and daughter lying on the lawn | Photo: Pexels

My mom taught me ESP... "Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?" My mom taught me HUMOR... "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My mom taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." My mom taught me about ANTICIPATION... "Just wait until your father gets home."

Mother and daughter lying on the lawn | Photo: Pexels

Mother and daughter lying on the lawn | Photo: Pexels

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My mom taught me about RECEIVING... "You are going to get it when we get home."

And my all-time favorite thing is JUSTICE... "One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you'll see what it's like."

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.

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