Daily Joke: Man Sits down in Front of TV and Asks Wife to Bring Him a Beer 'before It Starts'
A man came home after work and kept asking for a beer before "It starts."It was not a big game or an exciting movie, read on to find out how "it" was the worst night of his life.
A man came back from an exhausting day at work, jumped on the couch, and turned on the television. After flipping some channels, he looked over to his wife and said: "Get me a beer before it starts!"
Assuming that her husband was talking about a game, she went to fetch it and handed it to him. She went on to do some work for her own afterward.
About 10 minutes later, he called out to his wife again and said the same thing. "Get me another beer before it starts," he said.
The frustrated wife let out a sigh and made her way back to the kitchen. She came back with a bottle of beer and slammed it on the table instead of handing it to him.
Her husband looked at her all confused and started sipping on the beer as if nothing had happened.
A few minutes passed, and he let out another call. This time, he spoke fast as if he was excited and nervous at the same time.
"Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute!" he said.
By this time, his wife was infuriated by his lack of responsibility and enthusiasm. She sprung into action blinded by anger and confronted her husband.
"Is that all you're going to do tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob and furthermore..." she was saying before her husband cut her off.
He sat up on the couch with a vacant look on his face, let out a huge sigh of disappointment, said, "It's started."
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