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Daily Joke: Couple Discusses a 'Living Will' While Sitting in Front of the TV

Comfort Omovre
Jul 14, 2019
10:00 A.M.
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One day, a man sat in the living room watching television with his wife of many decades. They discussed getting a “living will” as they continued watching a movie play out on the TV.

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With his eyes still glued to the screen, the man decided to air his thoughts about what he wanted if he was ever hospitalized and stuck in a vegetative state.

Portrait of romantic senior man with his wife at home | Photo: Shutterstock

Portrait of romantic senior man with his wife at home | Photo: Shutterstock

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He said:

"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.”

The man boldly continued with his seemingly admirable speech saying:

“If that ever happens, just pull the plug!"

On queue, his wife stood up sharply, switched off the television by unplugging it from its socket, and poured out all the beer!

Rear view shot of a senior couple sitting on a wooden bench in the park | Photo: Shutterstock.com

Rear view shot of a senior couple sitting on a wooden bench in the park | Photo: Shutterstock.com

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A famous filmmaker was lounging by a swimming pool at a high-end Beverly Hills hotel when his work associate arrived with some good news.

The movie producer gently asks:

“How did the meeting go?”

“It went great,” quipped his partner. In jittery excitement, he further said:

“Tarentino will write and direct for six million, Mel Gibson will star for eight, and we can bring in the whole picture for under fifty million.”

“Fabulous!” the guy still lounging by the pool said.

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Then his partner warns that there is a catch to the agreement, and the man quickly asks:

“What’s the catch?”

His partner said:

“We have to put up ten thousand in cash.”

Catch up on more funny jokes about elderly people here.

Source: Connecting Singles, Funny Movie and TV Jokes

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