September 12, 2019
Children are amazing, and they can fill your life with joy but pick up the smallest of clues and act on them. Here's what happened when a child complained of a stomach ache, and her mother decided to make her eat.
Little Susie went crying to her mother and said, "Mommy! My tummy hurts really bad." The mother saw this as a way to get her to eat her veggies.
"Well, what do you expect an empty stomach to do?" she said. If you eat all of your veggies, you'll feel better in no time."
The girl ate her vegetables and went on her merry way to play with her toys.
A couple of hours later, the little girl's father came home from work. He set his briefcase down and fell on the sofa.
"Honey! My head hurts, and it is killing me!" he exclaimed. The little girl jumped at the opportunity, ran to the fridge, and took out a piece of Broccoli.
She ran to her father and said, "Well, what do you expect an empty head to do? Eat your veggies, and you'll feel better in no time, daddy!"
LITTLE SUSIE'S GOLDFISH DIED
Little Susie was digging a hole in the lawn, and her neighbor peeked to see what she's up to."What are you doing Susie?" he asked. Susie looked at him and said, "My pet goldfish died, so I'm digging a hole."
The neighbor laughed and said, "You don't need a hole that big for a goldfish silly."Susie then looked back with an angry expression and said, "You do if your goldfish is in your neighbor's stupid cat!"
Had a good laugh? Share it with your friends and read on to see what happened when the teacher asked Susie what she wants to be when she grows up.
July 23, 2019