September 17, 2019
Any experienced fisherman knows that it is always a good day when you come home with your catch. It might not be fish but here are some jokes you can catch, to give you a good day.
Two boys were fishing on the bank of a river. The one boy remarked that being a visionary must be very difficult.
He went on to say much more and added that visionaries are seldom understood in their life time.The other boy replied:
"Then you must be a visionary, because I have no idea what you're talking about!"
Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave, when a guy walks up cuts a hole in the ice beside him, and starts pulling out fish as fast as he can drop his hook in the water.
Bob can't believe it, he yells over, "what’s your secret?"
"Woogatkakeptewrwm" he answers back.
"What did you say?" replies Bob.
The man spits a large ball of worms on the ice and says to Bob, "you have to keep your worms warm."
If you re fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice.
The ice will crack up!
Cartoon of little boy breaking ice with hammer | Source: Shutterstock.com
It was well known that a certain lake was very poor for fishing up north, but a game warden happened to notice that one guy kept coming home with his limit of fish on several occasions.
He asked the guy: "How is it that you are catching fish out of that lake when no one else can?" The guy replied: "Well I am going back up there tomorrow, why don't you come along?"
And, so the warden did. They were in the boat when the fisherman reached over and lit a stick of dynamite and then tossed it overboard. BOOM!!! There were fish floating to the surface all over!
The game warden freaked out, and said: "You can’t do that! That’s illegal!" The fisherman reached over and lit another stick and said: "Are you going to fish, or talk?"
One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge they're fishing by, and Bob takes off his hat and puts it over his heart.
He does this until the funeral service passes by. Joe then said "Gee Bob, I didn't know you had it in you!" Bob then replies, "It's the least I could do. After all I was married to her for 30 years."