Daily Joke: A Woman Jumps for Joy on Her Bed

Ready for another round of laughter with the latest #jokeoftheday? A husband caught his wife happily jumping on their bed without clothing. After their exchange of conversation, he just kept quiet. 

A woman nearing the age of forty was jumping for joy on her bed, naked, and squealing with much excitement and enthusiasm. Her husband came in, watched her for a bit, then asked:

"Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The wife continued to jump up and down on the bed like a teen. Certainly, whatever was going on in her head was overpowering her husband's somewhat negative energy. She happily responded:

"I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18-year-old!"

Thinking of a witty reply, the husband asks: "What did they say about your 42-year-old arse?"

"Your name never came up," she replied

The husband definitely kept quiet and let his wife be happy right after. On another note, a widow's revelation after her husband's death made her change the engraved words on his tomb.

Initially, the widow requested the epitaph "Rest in Peace" to be written on her husband's grave. However, she later learned that her husband left his massive fortune to his mistress and not to her. 

She went back to the engraver and asked to change the carving, but she was too late as the words have already been chiseled. The change was impossible. 

"In that case," she said, "please add 'Till We Meet Again.'"

Want more jokes to lighten your day? Find out what gift a little boy, whose father owned a liquor store, got his teacher on the first day of class -- it was a box that was leaking.  

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