Daily Joke: On the First Day of School, a Teacher Receives a Gift in a Heavy Box That's Leaking
Ready for a funny pick-me-up? Here's #jokeoftheday! A sweet little boy brought a special gift for his teacher on the first day of school – and boy was she shocked.
During the first day of school, a teacher's students brought her gifts of all kinds, but one of them really stood out. As the class began, each student handed their gift to the teacher, one by one.
The florist’s son brought the teacher a colorful and sweet-smelling bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner’s daughter gifted the teacher a big box filled with a variety of candy.
The liquor-store owner’s son brought a huge heavy box for the teacher. As she gladly reached out for the box, the teacher lifted it un and noticed a leak on the side. She caught a drip of the leakage with her finger and tasted it.
“Is it wine?” she asked the student.
“Nope!” the student excitedly replied. She then touched another drop and tasted it.
“Champagne?” she guessed again. Nope!” replied the little boy with a grin. “It’s a puppy!”
Similarly, a school teacher had an interesting day teaching her biology class. As she began her lecture, she said:
“Now, I’ll show you this frog in my pocket.”
As he reached into her pocket to grab the frog, she instead pulled out a chicken sandwich. Puzzled for a while, she paused to think and said:
“That’s funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch.”
“Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives, and we played all through high school. Please do me one favor: when you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there’s women’s softball there.’”