Daily Joke: A Man Took His Dog to the Dog Park
Here's a joke about a man who brought one of his dogs to the park that will get you giggling.
The man usually took his two dogs, Commonsense and Trouble, to the park. However, one day, he decided only to bring Trouble and left Commonsense at home.
The man saw his friends in the park. While conversing with them, Trouble disappeared. Begun to panic, he immediately searched for his dearest dog everywhere but couldn't find it.
Man walking with his dog | Photo: Pexels
A woman noticed him and asked, "What are you looking for?"
To which the man replied, "I'm looking for Trouble!"
"Pardon?" the woman inquired.
In a higher note, the man replied, "I am looking for Trouble!"
The woman was irritated. "Sir, where's your common sense?" she asked.
The man replied: "At home."
Woman at a park | Photo: Pexels
If you roared with laughter, here's an additional joke that will absolutely fill your heart with joy.
A man had been driving throughout the night. However, he was still a long way from his destination by morning. He chose to stop at the next city he came to. At that point, he parked somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of rest.
As it would turn out, the peaceful area he picked happened to be on one of the city's major jogging routes. A man had been driving throughout the night. However, he was still a long way from his destination by morning.
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He chose to stop at the next city he came to. At that point, he parked somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of rest. As it would turn out, the peaceful area he picked happened to be on one of the city's major jogging routes.
"Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?" another jogger inquired.
"8:25!" he answered.
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The jogger said thanks and left. Now the man could see other joggers cruising by. He realized it wouldn't have been long until another exasperates him. To avoid the issue, he got out a pen and paper and put a sign in his window saying, "I do not know the time!"
Once again, he settled back to sleep. He was just dozing off when there was another knock on the window.
"Sir, sir? It's 8:45!" a jogger let him know.
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Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.