Daily Joke: Boy Decides to Tell His Father He Knows His 'Secret'

Here's a joke about a kid who chose to inform his father that he knows his secret that will get you giggling.

One day, a boy went up to his father and stated, "Your secret is out now, dad. It's no use hiding it."

A boy holding his toy | Photo: Pexels

A boy holding his toy | Photo: Pexels

His dad's face went pale. He immediately gave the boy $100 and instructed him to stay silent concerning it.

The boy was thrilled because his trick worked. At that point, he went to his mother and said, "Your secret is out now, mom. It's no use hiding it."

Man wearing blue suit | Photo: Pexels

Man wearing blue suit | Photo: Pexels

Much the same as his dad, his mom was stunned as well. She gave the boy $200 and told him to keep quiet about it.

The kid was very excited. He thought who should he give the trick a shot next when he noticed the postman outside his home. 

Woman wearing orange sweater | Photo: Pexels

Woman wearing orange sweater | Photo: Pexels

He moved toward the postman and stated, "Your secret is out now, mister. It's no use hiding it."

Totally shocked, the postman embraced the boy and said, "I am happy you finally know it, son."

Man holding his briefcase | Photo: Freepik

Man holding his briefcase | Photo: Freepik

If you roared with laughter, here's an additional joke that will absolutely fill your heart with joy. 

A 50-year-old postman is finally retiring. As he went down his route one last time, everybody gave him gifts — a watch, a new wallet, and cash. 

Everything is great until he came upon his last house. When he knocked, a gorgeous lady was at the entryway. 

Man in the street | Photo: Pexels

Man in the street | Photo: Pexels

She pulled him in, and they had intercourse in her room. After they are done, she made him some espresso, an omelet, and some bacon. 

While sipping on his espresso, he noticed a 50 dollar bill under it.

Confounded, he asked the woman, "Miss Jones, I'm flattered, but what is the meaning of this?"

A woman wearing off-shoulder dress | Photo: Pexels

A woman wearing off-shoulder dress | Photo: Pexels

To which she replied, "Well, yesterday my husband and I were talking about what to give you for your retirement. He recommended, 'Screw him, give him a 50.' The breakfast was my idea."

Want to chuckle some more? Check out this story of a man who goes out to sea and catches a few fish. He gets up right on time to prepare, hooks up his boat, and off he goes, throughout the day.

Sources: Reddit, Up Joke

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