October 21, 2019
If you need a good laugh today, this hilarious conversation between Jim and Jon will give you just that.
Jim was alarmed to see the calm way Jon was taking the fact that his girlfriend was spotted with another man.
"You said you love her, and yet you saw her with another man, and you didn't knock the guy down?"
Jon replied, "I'm waiting."
"Waiting for what?" asked Jim.
To which Jon answered, "Waiting to catch her with a smaller man."
Here's a bonus joke to keep you laughing some more!
A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years of age. One night, the wife returns home and finds a note from her significant other.
It says: "My love, since you are 60 years old, there are a few things you never again accomplish for me. I am at the Holiday Inn with my 20-year-old student. Don't bother waiting up for me."
He returns home late that night to find a note from his wife: "You, my dear, is also 60 years old, and there are also things I need that you're not giving me. So, I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 20-year-old students. Being a math professor, I'm certain you know that 20 goes into 60 way more than 60 goes into 20. So, don't you wait up for me."
LOL. Here's a bonus senior citizen joke!
An old couple was sitting on the plane on their way to Hawaii to celebrate their golden wedding anniversary.
Suddenly the pilot's voice came over the speakers with an announcement: "Dear passengers, unfortunately, I have some bad news. One of our engines has failed, and we will be making an emergency landing.
"Thankfully, there is a deserted island nearby, where we should be able to land on the beach. The odds of being rescued, however, are very low, and we will likely have to live on the island for the rest of our lives."
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, they managed to land the plane safely on the island.
Shortly after landing, the husband asked his wife: "Honey, did you pay the bill for the car repairs?"
She answered: "No, I forgot to."
Still shocked from the landing, he asked a little later: "Have the credit card bills been paid?"
She answered: "Oh no, sorry, I forgot them as well."
Not long after, he asked again: "One more thing, what about the doctor's bill from last week?"
She answered: "Forgive me, Love, that completely slipped my mind too."
The man grabs his wife and gives her the biggest hug in 50 years.
When he let go, she asked: "What was that for?"
He answered: "They'll find us!"
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