Daily Joke: A Man Was Driving past a Farm When He Hit a Calf That Was Crossing the Road

A man was casually driving home through the country roads when a calf suddenly ran into his car. Desperate to do anything to make things right, he went to its owner and offered to pay its worth.

One day, a man was making his way home in his car. Singing along to a country song playing on the radio, he was thinking about what a beautiful day it was when suddenly a calf ran into his ride. 

The man hurriedly got out of the car, all sweaty due to anxiety. After a few minutes of pondering, he went to the nearby farm to talk to the calf's owner. 

A calf. | Source: Pexels

A calf. | Source: Pexels

After explaining what happened, the man offered to pay up what the calf was worth. 

"The calf was worth $200 today," the farmer said. "However, in six years, it would have been worth $900. So you owe me $900."

Without much thought, the man sat down and wrote the farmer a check of $900. 

"Here you go. It is postdated six years from today."

A farmer working on the fields. | Source: Pexels

A farmer working on the fields. | Source: Pexels

Source: startsat60

A MAN TAKES HIS FRIEND FOR A DRIVE

A man took his friend for a drive to the mountains. His friend was enjoying the ride until the man started to speed up.

Fearing for his life, the friend said, "I must admit, I get very scared when you go around those sharp turns at such speed."

A man driving his car. | Source: Pexels

A man driving his car. | Source: Pexels

"Huh, is that so? I get scared too," the man replied. "Just close your eyes as I do and it will be okay."

Source: startsat60

TWO BLONDES DRIVE TO DISNEYLAND

Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. They didn't really know the way so they relied on their GPS to get there.

They came to a stop that had a big signboard. It read, "Disneyland left."

So they turned around and went home. 

Source: upjoke

A TEACHER GIVES LITTLE JOHNNY DRIVING LESSONS

Teacher: "Your mom and your wife are standing on the road while you are driving. What do you hit?"

Little Johnny: "My wife"

Teacher: "For the third Johnny, you hit the brakes!"

An annoyed man. | Source: Pexels

An annoyed man. | Source: Pexels

Source: upjoke

Here's another story of how a man walked into a restaurant with an emu by his side. 

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