Daily Joke: A Bus Driver Was Scared of His Passenger

Oct 27, 2019
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Being a bus driver may look like a tedious job, but every once in a while, you come across some magnificent stories which will be hilarious when you look back. Here's how Dave, the bus driver, was not afraid of his passenger anymore.



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had been driving a bus for a long time. He had seen the same route around the city and was aware of every rock and manhole on the streets.

But one day, he faced something he had never imagined. A huge man boarded his bus, perhaps the biggest man he had ever laid eyes on. The man looked at Dave and said, "Big Eric doesn't pay." and took his seat.

A bus driver. | Source: Unsplash.com

A bus driver. | Source: Unsplash.com



Eric got on Dave's bus every day said the same thing. Since Dave was rather lean and small, he couldn't muster up the courage to say anything.

After about four weeks, Dave was getting frustrated. Everybody else but Eric paid the fare. Dave decided to confront Eric, but he needed to get himself into shape before that.


Dave started getting his body into shape. He joined the gym and worked hard for eight weeks. Finally, Dace was stronger and bigger than before. He went back on his route, and Eric got on.


As usual, Eric spouted the same line, "Big Eric Doesn't pay." Dave got up with his feet trembling and teeth clenched, "Oh yeah! And why doesn't Big Eric pay?"


Eric looked down at Dave and said, "Because Eric has a bus pass." Time for a bonus joke! A mailman was on his last day of work after thirty-five years of service. He got an unexpected gift at the third house.

On his last day of work, a mailman was en route to the same neighborhood he delivered post to for thirty-five years. Come rain or shine. He was always on time and never skipped the day.



When he arrived at the first house, he was met with the entire family who congratulated him and gave him a tidy gift envelope. At the second house, he got a special box of fine Cuban cigars.

At the third house, a gorgeous woman opened the door. She took him by the hand, closed the door behind him, and took him upstairs to the bedroom. The woman blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

A man and woman holding hands. | Source: Unsplash.com

A man and woman holding hands. | Source: Unsplash.com


When they had enough, they went downstairs, and she fixed a huge breakfast for him with eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry pancakes, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. He noticed a dollar coin on the table and asked her, "That was amazing, but what's the dollar for?"


The woman smiled as she looked at him and said, "Oh that, yesterday I told my husband, 'tomorrow's the mailman's last day, what do you think we should give them?' He said, '[expletive] him. Give him a dollar.'" The breakfast was my idea.

A picture of a coin. | Source: Unsplash.com

A picture of a coin. | Source: Unsplash.com

If you had a good laugh, read on about when an old woman offered a handful of peanuts to the bus driver and tickle your funny bones a bit more.

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