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Daily Joke: Woman Forbids Her Husband from Going on Annual Fishing Trip

Rebelander Basilan
Oct 28, 2019
01:00 P.M.
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Four men have been going on the same fishing trip for a long time.

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Unfortunately, a couple of days before their yearly departure date, John's wife puts her foot down and informs him he is not going.

John's fishing companions are so disappointed that he can't go, but what can they do?

People on a boat | Photo: Pexels

People on a boat | Photo: Pexels

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After two days, the three get to the camping site to discover John sitting there with his tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner preparing on the fire, drinking a chilly brew.

"John, how long you been here, and how did you convince your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair when my wife came up behind me, put her hands over my eyes, and asked,

Man sitting on bench. | Photo: Pexels

Man sitting on bench. | Photo: Pexels

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"'Guess who?' I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie.

"She took my hand and pulled me into the bedroom, where she'd lit candles and put rose petals all over the place. Well, she's been reading 50 Shades of Grey.

"On the bed, she had handcuffs and ropes. She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.

"And then she said, 'Do whatever you want.' So, boys, here I am!"

Woman lying on bed. | Photo: Pexels

Woman lying on bed. | Photo: Pexels

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Here's a bonus joke to keep you laughing some more!

Each Saturday morning, a man goes out to sea and catch a few fish. He gets up right on time to prepare, hooks up his boat, and off he goes, throughout the day.

Indeed, one Saturday morning, he rises early and dresses unobtrusively. He then gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog, and goes to the garage to attach his boat to the truck and down the driveway, he goes.

Man holding fishnet | Photo: Pexels

Man holding fishnet | Photo: Pexels

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As he is leaving his garage, the rain is pouring down, and it resembles a massive storm. There is snow blended in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.

Minutes later, he comes back to the garage. Then he returns into the house and turns the television to the weather channel.

Couple cuddling in bed | Photo: Freepik

Couple cuddling in bed | Photo: Freepik

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He thinks that it will be bad weather throughout the day, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly strips and slips over into bed. There he cuddles up to his better half's back, now with a different anticipation, and murmurs, "The climate out there is horrible."

To which his wife sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that [expletive]?"

Please don't forget to share this story with your family and friends if this made you chuckle.

Source: Newsner

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