Daily Joke: Husband Goes Fishing Every Saturday, but This Time the Weather Was Bad
Each Saturday morning, a man goes out to sea and catch a few fish. He gets up right on time to prepare, hooks up his boat and off he goes, throughout the day.
Indeed, one Saturday morning he rises early and dresses unobtrusively. He then gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog, and goes to the garage to attach his boat to the truck and down the driveway, he goes.
As he is leaving his garage, the rain is pouring down, and it resembles a massive storm. There is snow blended in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.
Minutes later, he comes back to the garage. Then he returns into the house and turns the television to the weather channel.
He thinks that it will be bad weather throughout the day, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly strips and slips over into bed. There he cuddles up to his better half's back, now with a different anticipation, and murmurs, "The climate out there is horrible."
To which his wife sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that [expletive]?"
If you roared with laughter, here's an additional joke that will absolutely fill your heart with joy.
Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid. The mermaid then offered them one wish each.
The first fisherman said: "Double my I.Q." So the mermaid did it, and incredibly, he began discussing Shakespeare."
Then the second fisherman said: "Triple my I.Q." And sure enough, the mermaid did it. Astoundingly, he began doing math problems he didn't know existed.
The third fisherman was very fascinated. He then asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q. And the mermaid asked: "Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!"
The fisherman said, "yes," so the mermaid transformed him into a lady.
Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.