Daily Joke: Husband Goes Fishing Every Saturday, but This Time the Weather Was Bad

Rebelander Basilan
Sep 01, 2019
01:00 A.M.

Each Saturday morning, a man goes out to sea and catch a few fish. He gets up right on time to prepare, hooks up his boat and off he goes, throughout the day.


Indeed, one Saturday morning he rises early and dresses unobtrusively. He then gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog, and goes to the garage to attach his boat to the truck and down the driveway, he goes.

Man holding fishnet | Photo: Pexels

Man holding fishnet | Photo: Pexels


As he is leaving his garage, the rain is pouring down, and it resembles a massive storm. There is snow blended in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.

Minutes later, he comes back to the garage. Then he returns into the house and turns the television to the weather channel.

He thinks that it will be bad weather throughout the day, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly strips and slips over into bed. There he cuddles up to his better half's back, now with a different anticipation, and murmurs, "The climate out there is horrible."

To which his wife sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that [expletive]?"

Couple cuddling in bed | Photo: Freepik

Couple cuddling in bed | Photo: Freepik

If you roared with laughter, here's an additional joke that will absolutely fill your heart with joy.


Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid. The mermaid then offered them one wish each.

The first fisherman said: "Double my I.Q." So the mermaid did it, and incredibly, he began discussing Shakespeare."

People on a boat | Photo: Pexels

People on a boat | Photo: Pexels


Then the second fisherman said: "Triple my I.Q." And sure enough, the mermaid did it. Astoundingly, he began doing math problems he didn't know existed.

The third fisherman was very fascinated. He then asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q. And the mermaid asked: "Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!"

The fisherman said, "yes," so the mermaid transformed him into a lady.

A mermaid | Photo: Pexels

A mermaid | Photo: Pexels

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.

Sources: UniJokes, Salt Strong

Please fill in your e-mail so we can share with you our top stories!
By subscribing, you agree to our Privacy Policy
Related posts

Wanting to Be a Lifeguard Like Late Dad, Boy Saves Drowning Girl & Gets a Box from Her Mom Later — Story of the Day

March 29, 2022

Widowed Mom Learns Her Son Escapes Home Every Night, He Returns One Day with Bag Full of Cash – Story of the Day

April 11, 2022

Poor Old Man Who Buys Groceries Every Day Stops Showing Up, Store Owner Decides to Check on Him — Story of the Day

March 11, 2022

Old Lady Shares Gas with Man Rushing to Sick Mom, Her Kindness Is Rewarded When Bank Calls Her— Story of the Day

April 23, 2022

Man Mocks Woman for Damaging His Car, Sees Her with His Wife in Ambulance the Next Day — Story of the Day

April 17, 2022

After Old Man’s Death, Son Returns to His House and Hears Sounds from Abandoned Garage — Story of the Day

March 19, 2022

After Millionaire Husband’s Death, Old Widow Is Forced to Live In Dirty Old Trailer – Story of the Day

May 22, 2022

Little Girl Grabs Dirty Homeless Man’s Hand and Takes Him to Her House — Story of the Day

March 29, 2022

On Valentine’s Day, Old Lady Who Barely Recognizes Her Kids Meets Man She Lost 56 Years Ago — Story of the Day

February 15, 2022

Woman Follows 5-Year-Old Girl Who Takes Leftovers from Her Grocery Store Every Day — Story of the Day

March 27, 2022

Before Disembarking Plane, Pilot Notices Last Passenger inside Who Is a Carbon Copy of Him – Story of the Day

March 30, 2022

Stepson Mocked by Adoptive Parents & Their Children Finds Letters They Hid from Him – Story of the Day

March 12, 2022

Little Boy Cries and Calls for Mom behind a Closed Door until Homeless Man Sneaks In — Story of the Day

April 09, 2022

Lonely Mom of Three Comes to Feed Babies in the Morning and Sees They Had Already Been Fed — Story of the Day

May 09, 2022