November 17, 2019

Daily Joke: Doctor Has Sad Look on His Face after Getting Results of His Patient's Yearly Physical Exam

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Here's a joke about a man named Albert who walks into his doctor's office for his physical exam that will get you giggling.

One day, Albert walks into his doctor's office for his yearly physical exam as he has done the same time every year that he can remember.

The doctor takes him through all of the motions, does the usual tests, and then leaves to get the results. After about 15 minutes, the doctor returns with a sorrowful look on his face.

"Well, Doc, what kind of shape am I in this time?" asks Albert.

"Albert, I don't know what to say. The news is bad. Really bad," replies the doctor.

"What is it, Doc?" asks Albert.

"I hate to have to give you such bad news. I can't find the words to tell you. I really don't know what to say."

Albert, being a strong man who appreciates straight talk, tells the doctor, "Ok, don't beat around the bush. Tell me what you know. I can take it."

"Well," says the doctor, "let me put it this way. I think that you should go to Arkansas and visit the hot springs there for a nice relaxing mud bath. Spend some time soaking in the mud."

"Oh, so I need to relax a little bit, eh? Will that cure me, Doc?" asks Albert.

"No, Albert, it won't cure you. And it won't help you relax. But it will help you get used to being covered in dirt."

Did you laugh your heart out? Here's a bonus joke to keep you laughing some more.

An 80-year-old man, in a cheerful disposition, is having his annual check-up. Glad to see his patient in a happy mood, the doctor asks him how he's feeling.

"I've never been better!" he replies. "I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season.

"But one day he's in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, he's in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appears in front of him! He raises his umbrella, points it at the bear, and squeezes the handle. The bear drops dead in front of him."