November 20, 2019
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a teenage girl who was asked about her new Japanese character tattoo.
Unlike in the past, tattoos are now quite a common occurrence among teenagers. So it came as no surprise when this man saw one of his daughter's friends with a tattoo.
The teenage girl has a little Japanese symbol that was drawn on her hip. On realizing that an adult has seen her new ink, the girl begged:
"Please don't tell my parents."
The man agreed, saying:
"I won't, I promised. You're 18 now, so I guess it's your choice."
Curious about the symbol of the tattoo, the man asked
"By the way. What does that stand for?
She answered, saying, "honesty." What an irony!
Another similar case of tattoos was that of a senior woman who went into a tattoo shop and said to the artist that she wasn't a tattoo of Elvis Presley on her inner thigh.
Luckily, the artist agreed and said he would be happy to do a portrait of Elvis for her. The artist gets to working and when he is done tells the woman to check out his masterpiece.
Unfortunately, the older woman wasn't buying it as she angrily yells:
"This looks nothing like Elvis! I'm not paying for this!"
The artist, however, didn't agree with her as he said:
"Are you kidding me? That's the best portrait of Elvis that I have ever done. You owe me $200 for that."
The old lady still didn't agree, and she told the artist,
"Well, either way, I am not done. I want another tattoo of James Dean's face on the inside of my other thigh."
The artist goes for it again, draws the portrait, and asked her to check it out. This time again, the old woman flips out and says:
"This looks nothing like James Dean! You are a terrible artist!"
Trying to defend his work, the artist convinces the woman that she is looking at it from the wrong angle and advises him to go outside and ask for a second opinion. She then pulls down her pants and asks a passerby if the inks look like Elvis Presley and James Deen.
The stranger responds and says:
"I don't know about that, but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson."
No one saw that coming!
September 29, 2019