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Daily Joke: New School Counselor Approaches Girl Standing All Alone on a Playing Field

Rebelander Basilan
Dec 09, 2019
06:00 A.M.

Here's a joke about a school counselor who approaches a pupil standing all alone on a playing field that will get you giggling.

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Kathy started a job as an elementary school counselor, and she was excited to help.

At some point, during a break, she saw a little girl standing by herself on one side of the playing field while the rest of the children were playing a game of soccer.

Woman holding a mobile phone and a tablet. | Photo: Pexels

Woman holding a mobile phone and a tablet. | Photo: Pexels

A while later, Kathy decided to walk over to the young girl and offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?"

The girl looked at her suspiciously. She then said reluctantly, "Alright, I guess so..." Kathy smiled at the girl. "What is your name?" she asked.

"I'm Britney," the girl answered. "Your name is nice," Kathy praised.

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"Really? Thank you," said Britney. "By the way, why are you standing here all alone?" asked Kathy.

Girl holding a brown folder. | Photo: Pexels

Girl holding a brown folder. | Photo: Pexels

To which the girl replied, "Because I'm the goalie!"

How hilarious is that! Here's another joke about a fifth-grade teacher who gives her students an interesting task.

At some point, the teacher asked her students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral. She expected for those stories to be entertaining. However, what one of the students had to share with the rest of the class left her in dismay.

Teacher teaching her students. | Photo: Pexels

Teacher teaching her students. | Photo: Pexels

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"We live on a farm, and I was gathering eggs from the hen house one day," said Susie. "I gathered the eggs and put them in my basket and set off running toward the house. While running, I stumbled over a rock and crushed the majority of the eggs."

The teacher asked, "So what's the lesson of the story, Susie?"

"Try not to place all of your eggs in one basket," the girl replied.

Girl holding a white book. | Photo: Pexels

Girl holding a white book. | Photo: Pexels

The teacher then turned to her student named Janie. She asked, "Janie, do you have a story to share?"

The girl replied, "Yes, ma'am. My father revealed to me a story about my mother. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.

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"She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

Two girls doing school works. | Photo: Pexels

Two girls doing school works. | Photo: Pexels

Horrified, the teacher said, "Good Heavens. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"

To which Janie replied, "He said, don't mess with Mommy when she's been drinking."

Don't forget to share this story with your family and friends if this made you chuckle. Need another laugh? Read this hilarious exchange between a grade two Math teacher and her student.

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