Daily Joke: A Soldier Was on His First Assignment

A soldier on his first assignment was willing to do anything to please his General, and thus put up a good behavior, even agreeing to everything the General said.

A young soldier's first assignment was to guard the house of his General. He was on duty when the General suddenly stepped out of his house. 

The General stepped out with his dog for a walk. The young soldier, seeing his Superior, became nervous. He quickly stood at attention and saluted the General. 

 A soldier salutes the flag during a welcome home ceremony for troops arriving from Afghanistan on June 15, 2011 to Fort Carson, Colorado | Getty images:photos

A soldier salutes the flag during a welcome home ceremony for troops arriving from Afghanistan on June 15, 2011 to Fort Carson, Colorado | Getty images:photos

The young soldier then yelled out the greeting:

"Sir, good evening, Sir!"

His Superior returned the greeting and started a chat with him. The General first said:

"Good evening, soldier, nice night, isn't it?"

U.S. Marines with the 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade, RCT 2nd Battalion 8th Marines Echo Co. step off in the early morning during an operation to push out Taliban fighters on July 18, 2009 in Herati, Afghanistan | Getty Images: Photos

U.S. Marines with the 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade, RCT 2nd Battalion 8th Marines Echo Co. step off in the early morning during an operation to push out Taliban fighters on July 18, 2009 in Herati, Afghanistan | Getty Images: Photos

Despite the night not being nice, the young soldier agreed that it was. The General continued and said:

"You know there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's relaxing. Don't you agree?"

Again, the soldier agreed with the General that the weather was relaxing, even though he felt otherwise. The General then pointed at the dog he was about to take for a walk. 

He told the young soldier that the dog was a golden retriever, which was the best type of dog to train. Taking a glance at the dog, the young soldier again agreed with his superior. 

Master-at-Arms 2nd Class Phillip Darity, a U.S. Navy dog handler, issues commands to his dog Argo during a simulated training drill. Argo, who is trained as a bomb and patrol dog | Getty Images : Photos

Master-at-Arms 2nd Class Phillip Darity, a U.S. Navy dog handler, issues commands to his dog Argo during a simulated training drill. Argo, who is trained as a bomb and patrol dog | Getty Images : Photos

The General then revealed to the soldier that he bought the Golden Retriever for his wife, to which the young soldier replied, saying: 

"Good trade Sir!"

Here's another rib-cracking joke to enjoy:

A man recently got engaged to the woman of his dreams and was so excited that he decided to show her off by taking her to his hometown.  

A newly married couple walk in the snow on the first workday following a blizzard that set a new single-day record for snowfall in both New York |Getty Images : photos

A newly married couple walk in the snow on the first workday following a blizzard that set a new single-day record for snowfall in both New York |Getty Images : photos

When the newly engaged couple got to the man's hometown, he went to his mother and whispered to her that he was going to bring home three girls.

The man then added that his mother should guess which of the three girls was his fiancée. Soon after that, he walked in, with three girls following closely behind him. 

Without any thought, the man's mother pointed at his fiancée, saying she was the one. Surprised and shocked, the man asked his mother how she knew that was his fiancée. 

A newly married Iraqi couple walks away from the banks of the Tigris River after posing for photographs February 9, 2004 in Baghdad, Iraq. | Getty Images :photo

A newly married Iraqi couple walks away from the banks of the Tigris River after posing for photographs February 9, 2004 in Baghdad, Iraq. | Getty Images :photo

His mother shrugged and answered him, saying:

'I just don't like her."

Well, that is a good enough reason for the man's mother. 

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Source: Startsat60

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