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3 Funny Jokes about Awkward Phone Calls

Rebelander Basilan
Jan 19, 2020
05:30 A.M.

Warning: These three jokes about awkward phone calls will make you burst out laughing.

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The first joke involves a woman and her lover. This lover happens to be her husband’s closest friend.

While lying in her bed after hours of passionate love-making, they heard the phone ring. The woman picked up the phone.

Man and woman lying on bed. | Photo: Pexels

Man and woman lying on bed. | Photo: Pexels

Her lover looked over at her and listened as the woman said on the phone:

“Hello? Oh, hi. I’m so glad that you called. Really? That’s wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye.”

She hung up the telephone and her lover asked who called. “Oh,” she replies. “That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he’s having on his fishing trip with you.” LOL.

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A woman talking on mobile phone. | Photo: Pexels

A woman talking on mobile phone. | Photo: Pexels

This second joke is about a hilarious situation in the public toilets. A man just sat down in the toilet when he heard a voice from the next cubicle saying: “Hi! How are you?”

Embarrassed, the man replied that he’s doing fine. The voice said: “So what are you up to?” The man replied said: “Just doing the same as you, sitting here!”

“Can I come over?” asked the man next door. Surprised and annoyed, he replied: “Rather busy right now.” After a pause, the voice said: “Listen, I’ll have to call you back, there’s someone next door answering all my questions.”

Man sitting on toilet bowl. | Photo: Freepik

Man sitting on toilet bowl. | Photo: Freepik

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This third joke involves a man answering a phone in the locker room of a golf club. A bunch of men was in a locker room when a cell phone on a bench rang.

A man switched on the hands-free speaker-function and began talking with a woman on the other line. The conversation was pretty loud so everyone else in the room could not help but stop and eavesdrop.

The woman, calling him honey, told him that she was at the mall and that she found a beautiful leather coat priced at $2,000. She asked him if it’s okay with him if she buys the coat.

Men in the locker room. | Photo: Freepik

Men in the locker room. | Photo: Freepik

He told her to go ahead. Then the woman told him that she stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw a car she really liked. He asked how much it was, and she replied $90,000. He told her to go ahead and buy it.

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The woman then said that the house they wanted last year was back on the market and was being sold for $880,000. He said to give the owner a $900,000 offer. They hung up.

Man using a mobile phone. | Photo: Freepik

Man using a mobile phone. | Photo: Freepik

All the men in the locker room were in complete astonishment. Then the man smiled and asked, "Anyone know whose phone this is?" LOL.

If you want an extra joke, read about this story of a broke young man trying to borrow money from his father.

Source: Starts At 60

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