Daily Joke: Man Walks into a Bar with His Talking Dog
One day, a man decided to take his dog along for a drink at a bar. His furry companion was no ordinary dog since he could talk in English but the bartender just wouldn't buy it.
The man did decide that he wanted to grab some drinks, but his wallet didn't agree. He didn't have much cash on him. So he decided to play his "talking dog" card on the bartender.
"What would you like to have, sir?" asked the bartender.
The man told the bartender that he wanted to have a few shots of whiskey on the rocks. Just as the bartender started to prepare the drink, the man petted his dog and talked to the bartender.
"I love my dog very much, you know. He's pretty special," he said.
"He looks adorable. I have a retriever named Bonnie and I love her till no end. Your dog reminds me of her," said the bartender.
"But this he is no ordinary dog. He can actually understand and speak our language," the man said proudly.
The bartender lifted his eyebrows in disbelief. "Nice joke," he said.
"I'm not kidding, my friend. Ask him some questions if you don't believe me," said the man.
The bartender let out a chuckle and bobbed his head. "Drinks on the house if that is the case," he mocked. "But I'm pretty sure you are joking."
The man smiled. "Okay then, go ahead and ask him some questions."
The bartender looked at the dog and asked, "What's the top of the house called?"
"Roof!" barked the dog.
The bartender smiled and patted the dog, but he was still not convinced.
"What does sandpaper feel like?" he asked again.
"Rough!" replied the dog.
"What's my girlfriend's name?" the bartender asked again.
"Ruth!" exclaimed the dog.
The bartender was annoyed. "That's enough. Your dog cannot talk after all. And I don't think you have the money to pay for your drinks so I'm going to have to ask you to leave," he snapped.
The man and his dog got out of the bar. The dog looked at his owner and said, "I should've said Stacey, no?"
Here's another joke about a man who walked into a restaurant with an emu by his side.