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Daily Joke: A Lady Flying First Class Is Worried When She Sees the Pilot Is Reading

Rebelander Basilan
Feb 16, 2020
10:30 A.M.
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In the event that you need a good laugh today, this funny discussion between a woman and a flight attendant will give you just that.

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One day, a woman sitting in the first class was on her way to Paris for a vacation. She then saw the cockpit door open, and she was skeptical to see that the pilot was reading.

Worried, she asked a flight attendant, "Miss, why is the pilot reading? Isn't he supposed to be flying?" To which the flight attendant replied that the pilot is just studying for his license. The woman fainted!

Airplane flying high above the clouds. | Photo: Pexels

Airplane flying high above the clouds. | Photo: Pexels

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If you roared with laughter, here's another joke that will totally fill your heart with joy. A jam-packed flight was canceled, and the agent must rebook a long line of travelers by herself. Abruptly, an irate passenger pushed to the front and ordered to be on the next flight.

The agent immediately apologized to the woman and told her that she would be glad to try to help her, adding, "but I've got to help these passengers first."

People sitting on plane chairs. | Photo: Pexels

People sitting on plane chairs. | Photo: Pexels

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The woman promptly lost control and asked the agent if she knew her. The agent then grabbed her public address microphone.

"May I have your attention, please? We have a passenger here who does not know who he is," she said. "If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to gate 17."

Woman holding her jacket. | Photo: Pexels

Woman holding her jacket. | Photo: Pexels

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Here's another joke that will surely make you laugh as well. This time, about a little boy who throws tantrum on a crowded airliner. Read the full story below.

As a crowded plane was about to take off, the harmony was broken by a little boy who chose that moment to throw a fit. The embarrassed mother quickly tried to calm him down but the child continued yelling furiously.

Little boy holding his toy. | Photo: Pexels

Little boy holding his toy. | Photo: Pexels

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Suddenly, an old man from the back of the plane was seen slowly walking forward up the aisle. With an upraised hand, he stopped the mom and then bent down and whispered something into the kid's ear.

The boy immediately calmed down and gently took his mother's hand. He then silently fastened his seat belt. All the other travelers burst into spontaneous applause.

An elderly man holding a rod. | Photo: Pexels

An elderly man holding a rod. | Photo: Pexels

One of the cabin attendants asked the elderly man about the magic words he used on the child. He smiled and then said, "I showed him my pilot's wings, service stars, and battle ribbons, and explained that they entitle me to throw one passenger out the plane door on any flight I choose."

Sources: Jokes Of The Day, Jokes 4 All

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