February 20, 2020
Talking parrots can be a great source of entrainment. However, for a cruise ship magician, it turned to be his biggest critique until the two were left relying on each other.
Onboard a cruise ship in the Caribbean was a skillful magician. He knew that each week the audience watching the show would be different.
So when it came to his show, he took the opportunity to perform the same routine over and over again. However, he had one particular audience member that was a problem, and that was the captain's talking parrot.
After watching his performance every week, the parrot began to understand all the intricate details behind most of the tricks. The parrot even started yelling out all the spoilers in his performance.
Before he could get through his classic hat trick, while the middle of a show the parrot once yelled out, "Look, it's not the same hat!"
Another time, the magician tried to fool his audience by making a bouquet disappear. With the pesky parrot still in the audience, it ruined his show when ityelled:
"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table!"
Another time, he had captivated his audience with a crowd favorite card trick. One again, the parrot immediately interrupted his performance, revealing:
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"
At the end of every show, the magician would be furious after his whole act kept being exposed by the talking parrot and all its unnecessary commentary.
To make matters worse, there was nothing he could to get rid of the parrot because I belonged to the captain, who adored it so much.
One day, the ship had a terrible accident in the middle of the ocean and sank with all its passengers on board.
Fortunately, the only two survivors were the magician and the parrot. They found themselves stranded on a price of wood that they clung to in the deep waters.
As they waited to be rescued, the parrot and the magician stared at each other with hate in their eyes. This went on for several days until the parrot finally said:
"OK, I give up. Where's the boat?"
October 21, 2019