Daily Joke: Man Sees a Boy Trying to Reach the Doorbell of a House and Wants to Help
One day, while a man was strolling down the road, he saw a little boy attempting to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn't quite reach it.
At that point, the man, who felt sorry for the kid, chose to help him. He walked up on to the patio and pushed the doorbell.
He then looked down at the boy, grinned, and asked, "What now?" To which the kid replied, "Now we run like there's no tomorrow!"
If that makes you laugh hysterically, here's a joke about a greedy man who wanted his better half to bury all his cash with him.
The man worked very hard for as long as he can remember. Year after year, he saved up all his money. He favored not to spend additional cash on anything he bought.
He even went so far as to want to be buried with his money. Although his wife was daunted when she heard this selfish request, she did her best to keep the vows she had made so many years before.
But she came up with a smart solution just before her husband's funeral. She sat directly at the front at the funeral, with her closest companion situated next to her in support.
As the undertakers were going to close the coffin, she told them to wait a moment for her to put something in the coffin.
Her friend watched in unbelief as she moved toward the coffin and put a box inside it. Then the coffin was bolted, and the undertakers carried it away.
Her friend told her that she hopes she wasn't insane enough to put all that money in the coffin with her husband.
"I sure did," answered the wife. She added, "I got it all together, put it into my account, and I wrote him a check."
Need to giggle some more? Check out this story of a man who goes out to sea and catches a few fish. He gets up right on time to get ready, hooks up his boat, and off he goes, throughout the day.