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Daily Joke: Drunk Man Staggers out of a Bar and Runs into Two Priests

Rebelander Basilan
Mar 29, 2020
05:00 P.M.
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Here is a joke to give you your day's dose of laughter. This is a story of a drunk man who tried to convince two priests that he was Jesus Christ, but only one person believed him!

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A drunk man, walking with unsteady feet, crossed paths with two priests on the road. He said to one of the priests, "Hey, I'm Jesus Christ!"

Annoyed at the blasphemy but remaining calm, the priest replied, "No, son, you're not." The drunk man went up to the second priest and declared with confidence: "Man, I'm Jesus Christ!"

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The second priest, of course, was not convinced. He told the drunk man, "No, son, you're not." Facing rejection by two priests, the drunk man was frustrated.

Then he became determined to prove he is Jesus Christ in another way. He walked back into the bar with both priests.

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The bartender looked up to the drunk man. Irritated, the bartender exclaimed: "Jesus Christ, you're back again?!"

If you roared in laughter, here's another joke that will make your day even better. A minister did something a little different one Sunday morning.

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Speaking to the congregation, he said he will say a single word and that the church members will have to help him preach. He said that whatever single word he says, they should sing whatever hymn that comes to their mind.

The pastor then yelled, "Cross!" The congregation started singing "The Old Rugged Cross" simultaneously.

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The pastor shouted, "Grace!" and the people sang "Amazing Grace." The pastor said, "Power!" and the people sang, "There Is Power in the Blood." Then finally, the pastor said, "Sex." The congregation fell silent and looked at each other in shock.

All of a sudden, at the back of the church, an 87-year-old grandmother stood up and sang, "Precious Memories."

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If you want another joke, here's a story of a Texan guy who drinks away his relationship woes and ends up confusing a psychiatrist. 

Source: Starts At 60

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