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Daily Joke: An Elderly Lady Was Well-Known for Her Faith

Joe Akins
Apr 04, 2020
02:00 A.M.
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An elderly Lady, who was well known for her faith in God, proved to her atheist neighbor that God is in charge of all things.

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Often, things work out in ways people do not expect. And those who think they are going to get back at someone often have the jokes on them.

An elderly lady was well known for her faith. She was never shy to announce to those who cared to hear that the Lord was indeed good to her.

An old lady clapping her hands. | Photo: Pexels

An old lady clapping her hands. | Photo: Pexels

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Every morning, she would stand on her porch and, with a loud voice, cry out, saying, “Praise the Lord.”

This act disgusted her neighbor, who prided himself on being an atheist. And anytime the woman came out to make her declaration, he would reply to her saying there was no Lord.

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This banter continued all the time, and the older woman never failed to make her declaration. One day, however, the woman fell on hard times and did not have money to get food items.

After praying to God in the corner of her house, in her usual manner, she decided to make her declaration in the open. Standing on her porch and lifting her hands to the sky, the woman began praying, saying:

“Praise the Lord. God, I need food!! I am having a hard time. Please, Lord, send me some groceries!!”

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Listening to her prayers, the neighbor hatched a plan to get back at the woman and prove to her that there was indeed no God.

As was her routine, the woman went out to her porch the next morning and was greeted with a beautiful answer to her prayers. On her porch was a large bag of groceries containing all that she needed.

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Excited, she shouted, “Praise the Lord.” Waiting for this moment, the neighbor jumped out of the bush and told the woman that he was the one that put the groceries there and not God hence proving his point that there was no God.

Smiling and thinking he had gotten the woman, he turned to leave, but the woman had a stunning response for him. Turning to him, she praised the Lord again and said:

“He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord.”

Stunned and without a reply, the atheist realized the joke was on him and turned back with his tail between his legs.

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Source: Viralgfdiy.com

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