Daily Joke: Elderly Woman Is Told She's Pregnant
A group of new doctors was discussing a new medical case in the hallway. Suddenly, an elderly woman walked out of a doctor's room and started to cry. She sobbed all the way down the stairs but then a doctor stopped her.
A woman went to a young doctor's office for a check-up. After some time, burst out the room, screaming and crying. As she hurriedly made her way downstairs, an older doctor stopped her.
"Is everything alright, ma'am?" he asked.
The woman told him about what happened in the doctor's room. After listening to her story, the older doctor consoled her and asked her to relax in the waiting room.
He barged into the young doctor's office to confront him.
"What is wrong with you?" he demanded. "Mrs. Terry is 70 and she has four grown kids and several grandkids! How on Earth would she be pregnant?"
The young doctor gave him a nonchalant look and continued to write on his clipboard. Without looking up, he said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
A doctor was examining a lady who was in a critical condition. After some time, he took her husband aside to with a serious look on his face.
"I don't like the looks of your wife," he said.
"Me neither, doctor. But trust me when I tell you this, she is a great chef and she is pretty good with the kids, too!"
An old woman was in the operation theatre for hand surgery to repair her tendon.
"Doctor? Will I be able to play the violin after this?" she asked.
"Yes, you certainly can," the doctor said with a smile.
"That's amazing! I've never played a violin before."
A SECOND OPINION
A doctor and his wife were having an argument. Suddenly the doctor stormed off the room.
"You weren't so good in bed this morning either!" he shouted before shutting the door.
During the day, the doctor felt bad about what he said to his wife and decided to call her but she wouldn't pick up. She called him back after an hour.
"What took you so long to answer the phone, honey?" the doctor asked.
"I was in bed," the woman replied.
"At this hour? What were you doing?"
"Getting a second opinion."
Here's another joke about a kid who walks over to a pregnant lady and asks her an unexpected question.