Daily Joke: A Man Takes the Day off Work to Go out Golfing

A man takes the day off work to go out golfing and encounters a frog, which gives him good luck, but soon, things turn out for the worse.

Sometimes, certain things happen when one decides to do something other than they are meant to do. The consequences of an action can sometimes be hilarious.

A man decides to take the day off from work and go out golfing. Having gone through the first hole, he is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting close to the greens.

Not paying attention to the frog, he proceeds to play, but something strange happened. As he was about to play, he heard a voice say, "Ribbit. 9-Iron."

The man turns around but sees no one there and decides to continue playing, but he hears the same words again. Guessing it was the frog, the man decided to play with a 9-iron club putting his other clubs away.

Playing with the 9-iron, the man was able to hit ten inches away from the cup. Amazed at this turn of events, he turned to the frog and said, "Wow, that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"

The frog repeats the phrase "Lucky Frog" happily, the man decides to take him to the next hole to see if perhaps the frog was indeed lucky.

On getting to the next hole, the frog tells the man to use a 3-wood club, and again, the man makes the hole.

Feeling elated, the man decides to take the frog through all the holes, and he had one of the best games he ever had in his life.

The man then asked the frog where they should head to next since they had finished their round of golf. The frog replied to the man saying, "Ribbit. Las Vegas."

They went to Las Vegas and visited a casino, while there, the frog tells the man to engage in a game of Roulette. Since the frog had been precise all along, the man agrees.

When he was about to play, the man asked the frog what his bet should be to which the frog says, "Ribbit. $3000, black 6."

Knowing that the chances of this were one in a million, the man decides to adhere since the frog had been accurate through the game of golf. And true to its words, the man wins the round of Roulette and much money.

With good luck and fortune, the man buys the best room in the hotel and asks the frog what it would like as it had helped him win much money to which he was forever grateful.

The frog replied, saying, "Ribbit. Kiss me." Thinking nothing of it, the man decides to kiss the frog since it was a small price to pay for all the fortune it brought him.

After the explanation, the man who had been in front of a judge all along turns to a judge and says that as soon as he kissed the frog, it turned into the gorgeous fifteen-year-old girl that was seen in his room.

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Source: Unijokes