May 02, 2020
A young boy made his way to a barber's shop to engage in a game that involved him making the "dumbest" choice, and proving the barber to be correct with his prediction.
Some kids can be outstandingly smart, while the ignorant acts of some are incredibly overwhelming. However, kids are still kids, and they never cease to amaze the adults around them. This joke is about a little boy who continued to prove an adult right.
A barber was expectantly waiting for a regular visitor who happened to be a little boy. The shop owner intended to prove to his customer that the young boy was not a very bright kid.
So the barber placed a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other. He then signaled the youngster to make his way to the shop.
After entering, the boy made his way to the barber, who asked him to make a selection from either of his hands. Without hesitation, the little boy picked the quarters, proving the shop owner right.
A few hours later, the customer spotted the young boy strutting out of an ice cream parlor with an ice cream cone in hand.
The curious customer then asked why he chose the lesser money. The boy took one long lick at his cone and said: "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over."
If that wasn't hilarious enough, this next joke certainly would make an excellent topping. It settles on young Harry, disturbing God for an answer.
Harry prayed nonstop to God to make him win the lottery. After a week of no answer, he prayed again, and again, and again. He slowed down and waited for a few days before praying again. Harry said, "God, please let me win the lottery."
Immediately, a startling loud voice from heaven replied, "Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket?" Kids can be a handful!
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