May 26, 2020
A vision-impaired man went shopping for fruit and to the dismay of the shopkeeperl he was unsatisfied with the size of the fruits.
A blind man decides to go shopping at the local market for fruit. He picks up a pear, weighing it in his hands before asking the shopkeeper by his side what he held.
The shopkeeper replies saying they were pears, and the blind man grumbled about how pears were bigger where he was from.
He moved on to put his hands on some bananas and once again asks the shopkeeper what it was he was touching. The now annoyed shopkeeper replied and said they were bananas.
The man once again grumbled, saying bananas were bigger where he came from. The shopkeeper grew impatient, and as the man attempted to put his hand on a couple of watermelons, he shouted,
"Keep your hands away from those grapes!"
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A boss was attempting to inspire his employees in the men's room at work — he placed a sign directly above the sink, and it had a single word on it: "Think!"
The following day, the boss goes into the men's room and looks at the sign, right beneath it, just above the soap dispenser, someone had delicately written another sign which read: "Thoap!"
Little Johnny's mother decided to educate him on the shape of the earth. She did this using a globe atlas, and after pointing out all the countries with their unusual shapes, she asked him,
"what shape is the world?"
Johnny couldn't help looking wise and happy as he replied and told his mom what his dad often told him:
"it's in terrible shape."
A little boy returns home after his first day at school. On getting home, his mother asks him what he learned. The boy sighs in annoyance and replies, saying he didn't learn enough because he was required to be in school again the next day.
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