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Hilarious Joke about the Difference between Cats and Dogs

Olowokandi Fiyin
Jul 23, 2020
03:40 A.M.
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Today’s #jokeoftheday is focused on the most significant difference between dogs and cats that nobody tells you about.

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Even though it is easy to point out the differences in the physical appearance and mannerisms of cats and dogs, there is one significant disparity between the animals that aren’t seen so quickly.

A photo of a cat and dog relaxing on the couch. | Photo: Unsplash

A photo of a cat and dog relaxing on the couch. | Photo: Unsplash

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That one difference is the worldview that each animal holds when it comes to the people that take care of them. For example, if a dog has lived with an individual or family for a while, it would start to think:

“Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me… you know what, they must be Gods!”

A dog and cat hanging outdoors. | Photo: Unsplash.

A dog and cat hanging outdoors. | Photo: Unsplash.

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However, the same ideology isn’t held by a cat, who has also lived with a family for as long as a dog. In fact, the cat’s thought process would generally go like this:

“Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me… you know what, I must be a God!”

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If you want to laugh some more, then you need to read this story about the man that took his wife and his mother-in-law on safari. It is often said that when a man marries a woman, he marries her entire family.

This was the mindset of a particular hunter when he decided to take his wife and her mother on safari. During their stay there, the hunter’s wife was put in a state of despair after she discovered that her mother was gone.

A family taking a ride through a safari. | Photo: Unsplash

A family taking a ride through a safari. | Photo: Unsplash

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The hunter’s wife worriedly woke her husband up, and the duo set out to look for the older woman. After a long time of walking through the safari, the hunter and his wife eventually located the woman in a clearing.

However, instead of feeling joyful, the hunter’s wife was shocked to see her mother having a face-off with a savage-looking lion. The wife quickly beckoned on her man, saying: “Quick, darling. Do something!”

Instead of doing as his wife asked, the hunter said, “Oh, no. That lion got himself into this mess. Let him get himself out!” Who would have thought a man can fear his mother-in-law more than a lion? Did you enjoy the joke?!

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