Daily Joke: A Woman with a Black Eye Stumbled into a Police Station

A police officer went to an attacked woman’s home to investigate and inspect her backyard for an unknown attacker. He found an unexpected culprit.

One night, a woman stumbled into a police station while sporting a painful-looking black eye. She informed the desk sergeant that she got the unsightly shiner after she heard a noise in her back yard and went out to investigate.

A young Police officer having a conversation with a young woman. | Photo: Shutterstock

A young Police officer having a conversation with a young woman. | Photo: Shutterstock

Before she knew it, she was hit in the face and knocked out cold. She woke up with the black eye, confused and wary. She was convinced that there was an intruder in her house that could try and hurt her.

An officer was sent to the woman’s home to investigate. He returned shortly after, sporting a black eye as well.

Police car parked near a building. | Photo: Getty Images

Police car parked near a building. | Photo: Getty Images

His captain was shocked, and he asked the officer if the same attacker had also hit him. The officer shook his head and replied: "No sir. I just stepped on the same rake."

Have another laugh with this joke about a man who got a new job in a large corporate firm as a trainee. On his first day at work, the man picked up the phone and dialed the pantry.

Photo of a man on the phone | Photo: Pexels

Photo of a man on the phone | Photo: Pexels

He yelled at whoever was on the other end to get him a coffee immediately. The voice on the other side of the line responded angrily and told the trainee that he had dialed the wrong number and called him a fool.

The voice asked the trainee if he even knew who he was talking to. The newbie did not. The voice yelled: "It’s the CEO of the company, you fool!"

Photo of a man raising his right hand. | Photo: Pexels

Photo of a man raising his right hand. | Photo: Pexels

The trainee paused before yelling right back. He called the CEO a fool and asked him if he knew who he was talking to. The CEO did not. Relieved, the trainee replied before putting the phone down: "Good."

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Source: Startsat60

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