Daily Joke: A Little Boy Was Afraid of the Dark
Today’s #jokeoftheday is about a little boy who was scared of the dark, and his mother asked him to get a broom.
At one point in our lives, many of us were scared of the dark and would have done anything to avoid being there. This was the case of a young boy who was asked by his mom to go out to the porch and help her bring the broom on a fateful night.
Afraid of what might be in the dark, the little boy faced his mom and cried to her that he was terrified and didn’t want to go out there as it was dark.
She smiled and assured him that nothing was out there, so he shouldn’t be afraid of the dark. She encouraged him, saying, “Jesus is out there. He’ll look after you and protect you.”
Confused about her statement, the young asked his mom if she was sure Jesus was out there, and she insisted that he was. She explained that Jesus was everywhere and “always ready to help you when you need him.”
Skeptical about her answer, the boy hesitated for a while and stared at his mother before eventually proceeding to carry out his mother’s errand. He walked towards the back door, and when he got there slightly opened it and looked out into the darkness before saying,
“Jesus? If you’re out there, would you please hand me the broom?"
Another hilarious joke to make your day tells the story of a census taker who knocked on a woman’s door to interview her.
When she answered the door, he asked her how many children she has and what names they had. The woman answered that she had four children in total, and their names were “Eenie, Meenie, Minie, and George.”
Confused about the names, the census taker took down her answer before asking the woman why she went off course and decided to name the last child, “George.” To which she answered, “because we didn’t want any Moe.”
What a fun way to announce your decision to stop having kids! He sure wasn’t expecting an answer so hilarious!
What do you think of these jokes? Did you enjoy them?