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Daily Joke: A Man Decided to Walk Home after Having Too Much to Drink

Busayo Ogunjimi
Aug 25, 2020
07:30 A.M.

A man, who had too much to drink and decided to walk home after a long night at the bar, had an amusing conversation with a police officer he met on the way.

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A man went out to a bar to have a couple of drinks. By the time he had had his fill and was sufficiently inebriated, he decided that it probably was not safe to drive home.

He might have been drunk, but he was still sane enough to know not to drive while drunk, so the man left his car parked and walk all the way home.

Photo of a man sitting at a bar | Photo: Pixabay

Photo of a man sitting at a bar | Photo: Pixabay

So, he picked himself up and set off on his drunken journey home. As he staggered unsteadily on his way, a police officer stopped him.

Seeing that the man was clearly out of it, the policeman asked where he was headed at 2 in the morning. The man replied, telling the officer that he was going to a lecture.

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Glasses at a bar | Photo: Pixabay

Glasses at a bar | Photo: Pixabay

Spoken by a truly drunk man, the police officer humored the man and asked who would be holding a lecture at that hour. The drunk man answered: "My wife."

Here is another joke about another man and his bar experience. A man walked into a bar one night and noticed that there were two large pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling.

Bartender pours a drink | Photo: Pixabay

Bartender pours a drink | Photo: Pixabay

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He was as sober as could be, and he was pretty sure meat hanging from the ceiling was not a norm. He asked the bartender why there were two pieces of meat hanging from the bar's ceiling.

The bartender explained that the bar had a tradition of setting up a competition every night. They would hang two pieces of meat from the ceiling, and whoever was able to jump high enough to touch the meat won.

A young man drinking beer in the pub. | Photo: Shutterstock.

A young man drinking beer in the pub. | Photo: Shutterstock.

The winner would get to have as many drinks as they wanted all night all on the house. The man thought it sounded like a great idea but wondered what would happen if he could not reach the meat.

The bartender told him that if he failed to reach the meat, he would have to pay for everyone else's drinks all night.

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A bartender in apron, holding beer while standing near the bar counter in pub. | Photo: Shutterstock.

A bartender in apron, holding beer while standing near the bar counter in pub. | Photo: Shutterstock.

The man stopped to think. When the barman asked if he was willing to try, the man said he was not. The bartender asked why. He responded: "The steaks are too high."

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