Daily Joke: Man Goes over the Speed Limit While Driving One Night
Here's a joke about a man who was stopped by a cop after going over the speed limit while driving one night. This hilarious joke is sure to crack you up.
One night, a man was speeding quite a bit while driving down the road. It did not go unnoticed by a cop, who immediately pulled him over for questioning.
The cop asked the driver if he was aware of how fast he was going. The man replied that he was speeding because he was trying to escape a robbery he was involved in.
Skeptical, the cop asked if he was the one being robbed. The driver casually replied that he was the one who committed the robbery. The shocked cop asked:
"So you are telling me that you were speeding... and you committed a robbery."
The man calmly confirmed the cop's statement. He even told the cop that he had the loot in the back of the car. Turning angry, the cop asked the man to come with him.
The cop began to reach in the window to subdue the man, but the latter told him not to do it. The man yelled that he was scared the cop would find the gun in his glove department.
The cop stopped and told the man to wait as he called for backup. After a short while, cars and helicopters began to arrive in the area. The man was handcuffed and taken to a police car.
But before entering the car, a cop walked up to the man and told him, while gesturing to the cop that pulled him over, that the officer told them he committed a robbery and had stolen loot in the trunk of his car.
To find out the applicants' detective expertise, the senior policeman tested their skills in recognizing a suspect with only the use of a picture.
The cop continued, saying that the officer who pulled the man over told the other cops that he had a loaded gun in his glove department. But, the cop said, they found none of those things in the car. The man replied:
"Yeah, and I bet that liar said I was speeding too!"
If that joke made you burst out laughing, here's another one about a senior police officer interrogating three men applying as detectives.
To find out the applicants' detective expertise, the senior policeman tested their skills in recognizing a suspect with only the use of a picture. Read on to find out the hilarious twist.