Daily Joke: Three Men Walk Their Dogs as They Head to the Bar
Three men went to hang out at the bar and took their dogs along, hoping to get them in, but they met a disruption and had to improvise to get their way with the bouncer.
Three men decided to take some time away from their wives and hang out at the bar. They all took their dogs along as they strolled to the bar, chatting about sports. Unfortunately, on getting to the bar, they saw a sign that read, "no dogs allowed."
Their hearts were broken as they couldn't leave their dogs outside. They then decided among themselves that they would take in the dogs at whatever cost. The first man took the first move, assuring his friends he'll have a drink with his dog.
He approached the bouncer, and the bouncer directed him to the sign. The man told the bouncer that his dog was a seeing-eye dog and stuck his arms straight out with a somber look. The bartender pitied him and let him in.
The bouncer stopped him and pointed him to the sign.
The second man was impressed by the first man and decided to try his luck. He moved forward, and the bouncer immediately said no dogs were allowed, pointing to the sign. The second man responded, "This is my seeing-eye therapy dog, see?"
The bouncer looked at the dog and noticed that it had a vest. He looked back at the man and observed that he was wearing glasses. He was convinced that the second man was blind and apologized before letting him into the bar.
It remained the last man. He had seen his friends go into the bar successfully and desperately wanted to prove that he was as smart as them. He reached for his glasses and moved forward to meet the bouncer.
He stretched his arms outward and coincidentally carried his walking stick on his walk. Everything was complete, and he was confident he'd enter the bar without any hassle. The bouncer stopped him and pointed him to the sign.
The man said that he was blind and the pet was a service dog. The bouncer yelled at him, saying, "sir, your SERVICE dog is a chihuahua." The man removed his glasses and looked down in surprise at his dog, and exclaimed:
"They gave me a CHIHUAHUA?!?!"
Another hilarious joke tells the story of a gorilla who walked into a bar and asked for scotch from rocks, giving the bartender a $10 bill. The bartender thought there is no way a gorilla can know the price and passed the creature back 15 cents change.
Striking a conversation with the gorilla, the bartender said, You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here." The gorilla answered, Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either." If you enjoyed this joke, click here to read another funny one.