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Daily Joke: A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a Cat Go to Heaven

Afouda Bamidele
Feb 20, 2021
08:15 P.M.

Today’s #jokeoftheday is about two dogs―a German Shepherd and Doberman― alongside a cat that died and went to heaven ready to receive their individual judgments from God.


After living full lives as faithful pets, two dogs ―a German Shepherd and Doberman― and a cat died and went to heaven. On getting there, they were made to stand in front of God, who was ready to pronounce judgment on them.

However, before doing so, God wanted to know their experiences on earth and what they believed in. He started with the German Shepherd asking it to come forward and answer the question.

A photo of three dogs. | Photo: Pexels

A photo of three dogs. | Photo: Pexels


The majestic creature howled and then responded to God, saying, “I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my master.” God smiled. He told the dog it was a good response and directed the Shepherd to his right-hand side.


He turned to the Doberman and asked it the same question. The fierce animal moved forward and answered God, saying, “I believe in the love, care, and protection of my master.” God couldn’t feel more impressed and beckoned to the canine.

He asked him to gracefully join him and sit at his left-hand side because he was deserving of such honor. Finally, it got to the cat. God asked the feline to step forward and tell him what it believes. With a smug look, the cat said:

“I believe you’re sitting in my seat.”



Ben was a proud owner of two dogs named Commonsense and Trouble. He loved them dearly and always took them to the park in the evening to have some fun and play around. They did this every day.

One particular day, Ben switched things up and took only Trouble to the park. While hanging with his friends and playing games with them, he soon noticed that Trouble was nowhere to be found.

A photo of a man walking his dog. | Photo: Pexels

A photo of a man walking his dog. | Photo: Pexels

He began searching frantically for the animal, and a lady noticed him looking distressed. She stopped him and said, “What are you looking for?” He replied to her, saying he was looking for Trouble.

Confused by his answer, she asked him again, and he replied in a louder voice that he was looking for Trouble. Pissed off, the woman yelled at him, “where’s your commonsense?” With a polite look, he answered, “at home.”



One significant difference between dogs and cats can be found in the way they think. A dog thinks about how the people he lives with feed him, bathe him, provide a warm shelter for him, and refer to them as gods.

On the other hand, cats think about their owners and how they take care of their every need and believe that they are gods.

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