Daily Joke: A Man Wishes to Know How to Make Women Happy

A Sydney man stumbled across an old lamp while walking along the beach. He picked it up and rubbed it, and a genie popped out. The genie told him that he had freed him from the lamp.

The genie informed him that this was the fourth time this month that he had been released. The genie then told the man that he could forget about the three wishes as he would receive only one.

The man sat there thinking for a while and said, "I always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid of flying, and I get very seasick. Can you make a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there?"

The genie laughed at his wish, encouraging him to resolve his logistical issues. "How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? No, you have to make another wish," said the genie.

He then went on to think of a perfect wish. Later, he told the genie that he had been married five times and that his wives always complained that he wasn't sensitive to them or didn't care for them fully.

Thus, the man said he wishes he could understand women, and he wanted to know what they thought inside when they gave him the silent treatment. He said he wanted to know why they were crying.

The man continued that he also wanted to know what they mean by "nothing" and how to make them truly happy. The genie then asked him, "Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?"

THE TWO BOWLING TEAMS

Over the weekend, a double-decker bus transported two bowling teams — two groups of blondes and a group of brunettes — to an Atlantic City bowling tournament. It was a very exciting time for everyone.

The brunettes rode on the bus's bottom level, while the blondes were on its top level. The brunette team was having a blast and whooping it up. Everyone was singing, dancing, and seemed to be partying.

A short time later, one noticed that she couldn't hear any sounds from the blondes at the top level. After realizing something must have been amiss, the woman decided to find out for herself.

As the Brunette reached the top, she noticed that the blonde team was staring straight ahead at the road. The blondes clenched their chairs with white knuckles, unable to control themselves.

The Brunette asked the blondes what is going on. She said they were having so much fun at the bottom level. Despite being completely scared, one of the blondes cried, "Yes. However, you have a driver!"

Source: Starts At 60