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Daily Joke: Blonde Cop Pulls over Another Blonde and Asks for Her Drivers License

Gracious Egedegbe
Apr 05, 2021
06:50 A.M.

A blonde cop on traffic duty pulled over a vehicle driven by another blonde in a bit to check her driver's license. It turned out the two blondes were more alike than either anticipated.

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One bustling Friday night, a blonde cop assigned to traffic duty spotted a vehicle driving above the speed limit along the Freeway.

The cop geared into action and went after the defaulting driver. After successfully pulling the car over, the driver, also blonde, wound down the windshield and smiled at the cop.

A photo of a police car. | Photo: Pexels

A photo of a police car. | Photo: Pexels

Without returning the gesture, the officer requested to see the blonde's driver's license. With a confused expression, the blonde driver asked:

"What are they again?" Looking intensely at the driver, who was now hastily going through her vehicle, the cop replied:

"Ugh. It's the thing in your purse with your picture on it."

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"Oh yeah," the blonde driver said in apprehension. Then reaching for her purse, she drew out a compact mirror and handed it over to the officer, who accepted it with no questions.

The blond cop then opened the mirror, studied it for some time, and handed it back to the driver apologetically, saying:

"I'm sorry ma'am. If I knew you were a cop, I wouldn't have pulled you over."

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Perhaps it's true what they say about blondes! Here's another joke about a man who claimed three seats at a theater: Before the show's commencement, a man walked into a posh theater and lay down, occupying three of the seats, against the thearer's rules.

Just before the evening's performance commenced, a man staggered into a posh theater and located the fanciest row in the facility, close to the aircon unit.

Grateful for his luck, the man sprawled himself across three seats and dozed off. Moments later, an usher walked by and saw the man sprawled on the seats. Tapping the man slightly, the usher said:

"Sir, you're only allowed one seat. Can you please sit up?"

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The man mumbled a few incomprehensible words and turned to the other side without sitting up. Now becoming impatient, the usher threatened to involve the manager if the man failed to comply.

Again, the man groaned without moving a muscle. Annoyed, the usher stormed to the manager's office and informed him of the offending patron.

The two returned together minutes later and found the man in the same position. Several attempts by the manager and usher to get the man to sit up proved abortive. Eventually, they decided to involve the police.

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An officer arrived moments later and made straight for the intruder. Tapping the man with the head of his tasers, the officer asked firmly: "Alright, buddy. What is your name." "Sam," the man replied.

Writing down the man's name on a booklet, the officer asked again: "Well Sam, Where are you from?" With a hint of pain in the intruder's voice, he replied:

"The balcony."

Read on for another cop joke: An officer pulled over a group of old women traveling in a car and ended up giving the driver some much-needed traffic lessons.

A cop on traffic duty once spotted a vehicle traveling way below the speed limit. Curious, he caught up with the vehicle and pulled the driver over.

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He noticed the vehicle's operator and her passengers were old women. After exchanging pleasantries, the officer went on to ask the driver why she was traveling slowly when the speed limit was 55mph. The old lady rolled her eyes at the cop before responding in full confidence:

"Well, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55."

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Letting out a smirk, the officer patiently explained: "Ma'am, that is the name of the highway, not the speed limit." The old woman felt embarrassed but smiled back at the officer, grateful for the much-needed information. She then said:

"Silly me. Thanks for letting me know. I'd be more careful next time."

As the woman attempted to wind up the windshield, the police noticed the bunch of old women at the back seat, shivering in terror. Curious, he asked:

"Excuse me, ma'am, what's wrong with your friends?" With a dismissive chuckle, the elderly driver offered:

"Oh, we just got off Highway 201."

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