Daily Joke: IT Department Discovers a Blonde Is Using a Very Long Password

IT discovered a blonde using a long and funny password during a password audit. When asked about the long password, the response the blonde gave was somewhat surprising and hilarious.

A recent password audit was going on, and the IT department found out that a blonde was using a weird and long password. The password was:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento.

When she was asked why she chose such a long password, the blonde said it was because she was asked to use a password that was eight characters long and had at least one capital.

Here's another blonde joke: An air hostess on a plane going to New York walked up to a fair woman seated in the first-class section and asked her to move to coach because she did not have a first-class ticket.

The blonde woman then told the air hostess that she was beautiful, blonde, and was going to New York and she was not going to move. The flight attendant did not want to be rude to a passenger so she asked the co-pilot to intervene.

The co-pilot politely went to the blonde and asked her nicely to move out of the first-class section. The blonde gave the same reply, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."

The co-pilot met the captain and asked what to do. The captain said he was married to a blonde and knew the best way to handle the situation.

He quickly went to the blonde, bent over, and whispered something into her ears. With a rush, the blonde jumped and ran to the coach section while mumbling, "Why didn't someone just say so?"

Very surprised, the co-pilot and flight attendant asked the captain what he said that made her change her mind. He answered that he told the blonde the first class section was not going to New York.

Another joke about blondes: A blonde was working during summertime as a painter. She was painting the outside walls of an office when a businessman walked out of the office and saw her.

He discovered she was wearing two jackets in the hotness of the day and asked her why. She pointed at the instruction on the paint can that said, "for best results, put on two coats."

Read another interesting joke about blondes here.

Sources: Jokeswarehouse, Startsat60, Startsat60